In Dungeons and Dragons you can do anything.
oh my god can’t handle how adorable this is
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.
there was so much happening in the so called ‘dark ages’ that the historian in me cringes every time I hear that term
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
BUT HOW COOL WOULD THAT CROSS OVER BE
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper…
This is what happens when white people get drunk (Me on the right, twin brother on the left)
And this is why I avoid drunk white men.
white people utterly and consistently embarrassing other white people: the neo-nazi saga
Being a retard supporting multiculturalism and thinking it enhances society, as well as assuming Someones a neo nazi just because of a dumb picture taken for fun: the random liberal saga
I’m sorry, are you confused? Because what you’re holding there has nothing to do with fun, but it does indeed have everything to do with stupidity. Child, you have no idea what multiculturalism means or what it represents in American society. Do yourself a favor and put down the bottle you stole from mommy’s liquor cabinet, walk your butt to the school bus stop, and get an education. I promise, it won’t hurt. It might even save you further embarrassment. It might be a surprise to you but most of us white Europeans don’t appreciate being associated with Nazism, so do us a favor and sit the fuck down, okay? All right. That’s a good boy.
I’d love to know why the fuck you got a nazi flag in the first place and where you got that dumbass novelty shirt
You know, that shirt and that honey badger poster……… I’m really not surprised it escalated to this
Theres so much hate over a stupid ass picture. The flag was my friends he brought it over. How about you guts suck it up and stop acting like someone who has different views from you is some evil bad guy. You anti-national socialists don’t like to see how the world really is so you hide behind your thin curtain of “Look how great equality is.”
You all make me sick with your blindness and ignorance
Then you need to get new friends and take a history course because if you’re seriously defending ANY kind of fascism MUCH LESS national socialism my family would be rolling in their graves
Oh wait, they don’t have real graves
Because they died in dachau
Wah wah waaahhh. People die all the time. Your relatives must have done something to oppose the reich they were supposed to help keep strong, they deserved to be put in the camps
I love how this guy started out lambasting everyone (with an ableist slur, no less) for “assuming” that he was a Nazi, then went on to prove that—plot twist!—HE WAS A NAZI THE WHOLE TIME. M. Night Shyamalan must be directing this thread, because I never saw that coming.
Newsflash, kiddo: if your “different views” include the belief that other people are subhumans deserving of death for merely existing, then yes, you are some evil bad guy. Because that’s what our relatives did to “oppose the reich”—they existed. How dare they.
You’re being (rightly) torn to shreds on this post, not because we don’t see reality, but because we do. The reality is that your precious reich murdered us and you want us dead merely because our existence is inconvenient to you—specifically, to your ego-stroking fiction that your failures are not really yours, but the fault of other, “inferior” people being jealous of your pasty basement dwelling ass. Disgusting white goyische dudebros trying to convince themselves that they’re really the ~*~master race~*~ are exactly like sulky children in time out telling themselves that someday their ~*~real parents~*~ will come claim them, just with about fifty times more murderousness and about fifty times less intellect.
You are a rodef, a pursuer threatening our lives, and we have no more obligation to tolerate you than we do to tolerate a man holding a gun in our faces. Period.
(Also, the man you’re hailing got his ass served to him so badly his country ended up not only conquered but literally divided in half. Just saying.)
P.S. If any of the words I just used are beyond your comprehension level, let me know. I’ll be happy to translate them into Fuckup for you.
Boost to remind people that Nazis are still fucking out there, and they don’t all have swastikas tattooed on their faces. Maintain vigilance.
pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny
me too Bilbo
IT IS OFFICIALLY OCTOBER. BRIN G ON THE HALLOWEENIES
They are on their way.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
always reblog because best crossover in history
send this to your crush with no context
i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH